Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
WHAT IF YOU’RE ACTUALLY UGLIER THAN YOU THINK YOU ARE