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    internetmessiah:

    Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?


    femburton:

    You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.

    (Source: jessidays)


    When your walking alone and car slows down next to you for no reason

    thatfunnyblog:

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    Funny Stuff you like?

    (Source: tiffanyisboring)

    deanwinchesterthepiesexual:

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    sodamnrelatable:

    take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

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    some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

    WHAT IF YOU’RE ACTUALLY UGLIER THAN YOU THINK YOU ARE

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